Zombies have dry skin too.
- Me: My face is itchy.
- Chris: Oh! You're becoming a zombie; good job.
- Me: I think I just have dry skin or something. It's probably nothing...
- Chris: Oh? No desire to eat brain or anything?
- Me: Not that I've noticed.
- Chris: Keep me informed.
- Me: I think you'll know if I come in there and try to eat your face.
- Chris: I'll be forced to get out my shotgun.
- Me: I'll understand.
- Chris: I'll cry as I blow a hole in your chest.
- Me: And as I collapse on the floor you'll see a glimmer of "me" in my eyes. This will only make you cry more
- Chris: I'll cradle your rotting body in my arms.
- Me: At this point one of your comrades will yell at you from a doorway and exclaim that,"You've gotta go! Now!", "Leave him! He's gone!", etc.
- Chris: And I'll say, "We don't leave one of our own behind."
- Chris: Then I'll sing our song, "I Don't Want No Scrub."
- Chris: *tearfully* "Hangin' out tha passenger side of his best friend's ride/Tryin' to holla at me..."
- Me: Haha, that's a scene right there.
- Chris: So please. Don't be a Zombie.
- Chris: The More You Know...™
- Me: Right.
Zombies have dry skin too.
- Me: My face is itchy.
- Chris: Oh! You're becoming a zombie; good job.
- Me: I think I just have dry skin or something. It's probably nothing...
- Chris: Oh? No desire to eat brain or anything?
- Me: Not that I've noticed.
- Chris: Keep me informed.
- Me: I think you'll know if I come in there and try to eat your face.
- Chris: I'll be forced to get out my shotgun.
- Me: I'll understand.
- Chris: I'll cry as I blow a hole in your chest.
- Me: And as I collapse on the floor you'll see a glimmer of "me" in my eyes. This will only make you cry more
- Chris: I'll cradle your rotting body in my arms.
- Me: At this point one of your comrades will yell at you from a doorway and exclaim that,"You've gotta go! Now!", "Leave him! He's gone!", etc.
- Chris: And I'll say, "We don't leave one of our own behind."
- Chris: Then I'll sing our song, "I Don't Want No Scrub."
- Chris: *tearfully* "Hangin' out tha passenger side of his best friend's ride/Tryin' to holla at me..."
- Me: Haha, that's a scene right there.
- Chris: So please. Don't be a Zombie.
- Chris: The More You Know...™
- Me: Right.
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