*Zing!*
- Chris: I'm starting to regret introducing you to my mother.
- Me: You didn't, so no worries then?
- Chris: Well, you met Julie.
- Chris: And that was a softball for a "me and your mom" joke. I gave you an opening, dude.
- Me: Maybe I chose not to take it.
- Me: Maybe it's called strategery.
- Chris: *ahem* I rode my bicycle 10 miles yesterday afternoon.
- Chris: *waits*
- Me: Your mom rode MY "bicycle" 10 miles yesterday.
- Chris: Zing! There it is!
- Chris: That's what I like to see!
- Chris: Take off your shirt. Do it.
- Me: Wait, what?
*Zing!*
- Chris: I'm starting to regret introducing you to my mother.
- Me: You didn't, so no worries then?
- Chris: Well, you met Julie.
- Chris: And that was a softball for a "me and your mom" joke. I gave you an opening, dude.
- Me: Maybe I chose not to take it.
- Me: Maybe it's called strategery.
- Chris: *ahem* I rode my bicycle 10 miles yesterday afternoon.
- Chris: *waits*
- Me: Your mom rode MY "bicycle" 10 miles yesterday.
- Chris: Zing! There it is!
- Chris: That's what I like to see!
- Chris: Take off your shirt. Do it.
- Me: Wait, what?
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