Local celebrities.
- Me: You know how on the bulletin board at Starbucks they have that one picture of that kid with the fish he caught?
- Chris: I do.
- Me: Well, I had a thought.
- Chris: And that is?
- Me: If he gets to have his silly little picture up there with no explanation. Who's to say we can't put the picture of us with our corndogs up too?
- Chris: Oh! We should. We know people.
- Me: We do. And they like us up there. So much that I got my coffee for free today.
- Chris: Did you have to fondle anyone?
- Me: Negative. They just...gave it to me. I mean, I'm enough of a deviant to accept that kind of offer, but apparently it wasn't necessary.
- Chris: Wow. I didn't need to know that.
Local celebrities.
- Me: You know how on the bulletin board at Starbucks they have that one picture of that kid with the fish he caught?
- Chris: I do.
- Me: Well, I had a thought.
- Chris: And that is?
- Me: If he gets to have his silly little picture up there with no explanation. Who's to say we can't put the picture of us with our corndogs up too?
- Chris: Oh! We should. We know people.
- Me: We do. And they like us up there. So much that I got my coffee for free today.
- Chris: Did you have to fondle anyone?
- Me: Negative. They just...gave it to me. I mean, I'm enough of a deviant to accept that kind of offer, but apparently it wasn't necessary.
- Chris: Wow. I didn't need to know that.
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