Tattooed baby.
- Chris: Hopefully my newborn nephew will like me. He might be frightened by my aggressive musk.
- Me: I think he'll probably just sit there and make whimpering sounds.
- Chris: How immature of him.
- Me: I know, right?
- Chris: He needs an eagle tattoo.
- Me: Across his chest no doubt.
- Chris: Yep. Where else would it be?
- Me: Certainly not on his ankle.
- Chris: Or on his tramp-stamp area.
- Me: On the bright side, if that were the case, you could ridicule him mercilessly for the duration of his life.
- Chris: I likely will anyway.
Tattooed baby.
- Chris: Hopefully my newborn nephew will like me. He might be frightened by my aggressive musk.
- Me: I think he'll probably just sit there and make whimpering sounds.
- Chris: How immature of him.
- Me: I know, right?
- Chris: He needs an eagle tattoo.
- Me: Across his chest no doubt.
- Chris: Yep. Where else would it be?
- Me: Certainly not on his ankle.
- Chris: Or on his tramp-stamp area.
- Me: On the bright side, if that were the case, you could ridicule him mercilessly for the duration of his life.
- Chris: I likely will anyway.
Posted 3 years ago
