The perfect gift.
- Chris: I know what you can get her. And they're free, if you can find them.
- Me: Do tell.
- Chris: Scorpions.
- Me: And then I could kill them and cover them in resin and make paper weights!
- Chris: No. Give 'em live.
- Me: I don't think she'll appreciate it.
- Chris: She's not being very appreciative on this day, anyway.
- Me: Sure ain't.
- Chris: And you could include instructions, such as "Open this box while holding it upside down over your head."
- Me: "Shake vigorously"
- Chris: "Loudly exclaim many shortcomings of scorpions' parentage and traits."
- Me: Haha
- Chris: "Give to babies."
The perfect gift.
- Chris: I know what you can get her. And they're free, if you can find them.
- Me: Do tell.
- Chris: Scorpions.
- Me: And then I could kill them and cover them in resin and make paper weights!
- Chris: No. Give 'em live.
- Me: I don't think she'll appreciate it.
- Chris: She's not being very appreciative on this day, anyway.
- Me: Sure ain't.
- Chris: And you could include instructions, such as "Open this box while holding it upside down over your head."
- Me: "Shake vigorously"
- Chris: "Loudly exclaim many shortcomings of scorpions' parentage and traits."
- Me: Haha
- Chris: "Give to babies."
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