Salty pistachios.
- Chris: Salty pistachios are a bad choice if you've got a cold sore, by the way.
- Me: I don't. But you do!
- Chris: Yeah, it sucks.
- Me: Well, stop getting cold sores.
- Chris: I don't know how I got this one.
- Me: Retrace your steps.
- Chris: Hmm....*screen goes wavy* I was walking out in front of Blue Bonnet Cafe, when I saw an attractive lady in a red dress....
- Chris: Then this sore-covered homeless man walked up and stuck his finger in my mouth.
- Me: Haha, well no wonder!
Salty pistachios.
- Chris: Salty pistachios are a bad choice if you've got a cold sore, by the way.
- Me: I don't. But you do!
- Chris: Yeah, it sucks.
- Me: Well, stop getting cold sores.
- Chris: I don't know how I got this one.
- Me: Retrace your steps.
- Chris: Hmm....*screen goes wavy* I was walking out in front of Blue Bonnet Cafe, when I saw an attractive lady in a red dress....
- Chris: Then this sore-covered homeless man walked up and stuck his finger in my mouth.
- Me: Haha, well no wonder!
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