Dammit, that's what old light does.
- Chris: Care for an amazing fact about Earth's sun?
- Me: Sure!
- Chris: Do you know how photons (in the form of light) strike you when you walk outside?
- Me: Right. They don't hurt though.
- Chris: Those photons are 1.2 million years old. You're being struck by OLD LIGHT!
- Chris: And, you're destroying them, killer.
- Me: They hit me. They destroyed themselves.
- Chris: You don't feel the slightest remorse?
- Me: Not really. Screw 'em I say!
- Chris: You're dabbling in forces you don't completely understand.
- Me: What would you have me do? Send them fruit baskets?
- Me: "Sorry for absorbing you. — Love Marvin"
Dammit, that's what old light does.
- Chris: Care for an amazing fact about Earth's sun?
- Me: Sure!
- Chris: Do you know how photons (in the form of light) strike you when you walk outside?
- Me: Right. They don't hurt though.
- Chris: Those photons are 1.2 million years old. You're being struck by OLD LIGHT!
- Chris: And, you're destroying them, killer.
- Me: They hit me. They destroyed themselves.
- Chris: You don't feel the slightest remorse?
- Me: Not really. Screw 'em I say!
- Chris: You're dabbling in forces you don't completely understand.
- Me: What would you have me do? Send them fruit baskets?
- Me: "Sorry for absorbing you. — Love Marvin"
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