Laostown.
- Chris: Let's start a Chinatown™ in Marble Falls.
- Me: Like a full on 5-6 block area full up with open-air markets, steaming pot holes, narrow alleyways and restaurants owned by ninja gangs?
- Chris: Yes! And dead animals hanging by strings at market.
- Me: I like this idea.
- Chris: But let's call it "Laostown" or something, just to be different.
