New contractor.
Me: How many wonderful additions do you think Matt Roloff would make to the office if he was hired as contractor?
Chris: "Tiny copiers!"
Chris: What'd be funny, though, is when we'd heard a surprised squeal and a splash coming from the bathroom. Then we'd have to fish a drenched and pantsless Roloff from the toilet.
Me: Haha
Chris: Unless he carries a lil' grapnel gun with him for just such an emergency.
Me: He very well may. He is Matt Roloff.
Chris: *splash*
Chris: *BANG! Fwoosh-fwhoosh-fwoosh -- chink!*
Chris: *whrrrrrrrrrrrr!*
Chris: "Boy, we really need a narrower-mouthed toilet in there!" *walks away, leaving wet footprints.
Me: I still submit we'd come to work one day to find the office surrounded by a moat and the front door would be a draw-bridge.
Sep 15th