Nice one of this F-15 West demo pilot lightin’ ‘em up at the Tri-Cities, WA Airshow. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em! Photo by Scott Butner.
Full version here.
Nice one of this F-15 West demo pilot lightin’ ‘em up at the Tri-Cities, WA Airshow. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em! Photo by Scott Butner.
Full version here.
Plane-Hole 2011
- Chris: Have you been following Plane-Hole '11?
- Me: The SWA flight? Yeah, it was a big ole' hole!
- Chris: Do you think the captain made a joke? "Folks, it's a nice day, so we put the top down. Enjoy the flight."
- Me: Probably. It's Southwest Airlines.
Dashed hopes and recyclables.
- Chris: There is a man at school going through our garbage.
- Me: He's only going to find dashed hopes in there.
- Chris: And cans, apparently. "Hey! Maybe the rest of us would like some cans!"
Respect the crust.
- Chris: I don't know if I'll ever trust those miners underground again.
- Me: If they were better that earth wouldn't wouldn't have shifted.
- Chris: Exactly. If they're not going to take the Earth's crust seriously, then they need to find other employment.
- Chris: Just proof that you have to take Earth's crust seriously.
Trangate
- Me: Is 6th St. now 6ixth St.?
- Chris: More like Sexth Street, amirite?
- Me: I wouldn't know. I stopped going after those trannies were busted stealing wallets.
- Chris: Ah. Trangate.
Dammit, that's what old light does.
- Chris: Care for an amazing fact about Earth's sun?
- Me: Sure!
- Chris: Do you know how photons (in the form of light) strike you when you walk outside?
- Me: Right. They don't hurt though.
- Chris: Those photons are 1.2 million years old. You're being struck by OLD LIGHT!
- Chris: And, you're destroying them, killer.
- Me: They hit me. They destroyed themselves.
- Chris: You don't feel the slightest remorse?
- Me: Not really. Screw 'em I say!
- Chris: You're dabbling in forces you don't completely understand.
- Me: What would you have me do? Send them fruit baskets?
- Me: "Sorry for absorbing you. — Love Marvin"
Sweep the leg.
- Chris: Do you know what mercy is for? The weak.
- Me: I ... I knew that.
- Chris: And what do enemies not deserve?
- Me: Mercy.
- Chris: Right! *sweeps your leg*
- Me: Aww aww!
That’s terrifying.
Chris likes to draw everyday things transforming.
It’s the law.
